The Return of the REAL Burns

Hi ya'll! I would like to mention that some of the entries previously uploaded here in this site were nothing but scams and immoral untruthful falsification (if there's such a word) of my rights as an honest chaste pure innocent citizen. I WAS FRAMED. It wasn't me. I never made a pact to lose weight... WTF is THIN ROUTINE anyway? That's crazy! I LOVE WEIGHT! I love burgers and chicharon. That's how i roll! Don't worry though, the fake burns who framed me recently got caught and was killed. Nuff said!

MOVING ON... I SAID MOVING ON... Tama na oo na talo nga eh... pakshet... (0_0)

Anyway i decided to start writing again since facebook in our office will soon be forbidden and I guess i did miss writing. I was reading the past entries my IMPOSTOR made and it rather entertaining. So that's what i'll do... I'll entertain myself and those of you who are probably effing bored like hell to be reading what I'm writing. HAHAHA... this will also be a good source for my friends from faraway lands to know what's happening wit me and get some updates.

Wit that said, WELCOME to the new chapter of this blog site!

SURVIVOR BURNS

This is it! It's now or never... 44 days left and I should be my old me. As of now, I should have lost around 8pounds already but NO... because food's soooooo damn goooooooood!! (-_-) I DO FEEL THE PRESSURE NOW. Is it even possible to lose 15lbs in 44 days? This means i have to lose 2.5pounds per week in order to WIN. Not looking good burns. I initially lost 4 pounds already but then i just had to eat... HIRAP BRO BRO! I've been so busy too with work that's why I also stopped jogging (and that's no excuse).

SO WHAT NOW????
WHAT TO DO????

While trying to figure out how I can accomplish this stupid self-inflicted problem (hahahaha) Survivor popped in my head. I'm not so sure but I think the show lasts for around 40 days right? and almost all the contestants end up like stick figures by the end? (genius grin) See where I'm coming at?

--SURVIVOR BURNS-- Starting tomorrow, I say goodbye to everything. HELLO pineapple juice, banana, and clear soup. It's true... I'll really have to go down and dirty on this one after all. 150lbs here i come!!!!

Ms.Earth Philippines

Last wed I headed to subic for work. We had an exhibit in the Subic Trade Convention and except for me driving balikan, the whole trip ain't that bad. (Sztex rocks btw, MNL - SUB only takes 2 hours) Anyway while manning the booth, Ms.Earth contestants suddenly appeared from nowhere and headed straight to me. It's like an axe commercial or even twilight zone! Ok the headed straight to me part was another day dream of mine but I swear the contestants were really there! See the pic up there? That's Ms.Philippines asking me to take a picture with her. :p ok she din't but I din't too. My boss forced me into the pic and of course i had no choice. Professionalism ba kamo?? Honest to goodness they wern't all that... I mean they look good on tv and in pictures, and she sure hella made me look like a freaking hobbit, but trust me my friends - my head didn't turn that much. No offense to the contestants but there were only a handful i found jaw-droppingly hot. Maybe my opinion would've been different if they were there in their two-piece... Yeah... They should've been... :)

It's not Goodbye, It's see you later (T_T)

Hey buddy? Sup pal? How you doing champ? The guy in the peechur right there is no other than "The Jerome Ortiz". He's a very good friend of mine and he's on the way to Canada as I'm making this entry. :'( he says he's coming back but dude that's the way to the future right there... so just in case he can't come back and decides to rough it out there - SALUDOS my friend. It has been a good run. He may not always be available during barkada trips but one thing's for sure, he gives our group its "color" (black). hahaha... he's the smartest and mots outrageous one. The last message i got from here was "popo air force one na me. kkk powe powe mwa mwah hegz." That speaks for itslef. But seriously now, wish you all the best my friend. We will miss you but that's just the way it is. Sorry Canada, you have Jerome now. Sucks for you!! :p
LOVE YOU BROTHER (in a non-mj gay way). KUDOS!

Weekend Warriors

Last weekend, I headed up to Baguio with my warrior friends. It all started as a radical thought. Gaguhan lang ba? Hahaha... "John Baguio tayo!", "GAME!", "OK". It was as simple as that. So we headed to Baguio friday night. Our bus left at 10:15 and Sarte barely made it (so much for Fast and the furious). After 5 hours we got to Baguio and from the moment we stepped out of the bus, I was SMILING. No matter how bad my back and butt hurts, no matter how sleepless i was since my bus buddy was too magulo, it didn't matter. The cold air ironically gave us a warm welcome so to speak and i right there i knew that it was going to be a nice, easy weekend. Warriors all the way! Saturday we woke up at around 10am. Fooled around in the room as usual and then headed out to Minesview Park. (SARTE: ano yung minesview park? ano meron dun?) Bro park na nakaka view ng mines bro. Hahaha.. It was his first time so spare him please. (retard.. joke lang) There we took pictures dressed as igorot, ate inihaw na mais with asin and butter, had a picture with the awesome st.bernard and went around shopping for bling blings. Me and fran got a frog bracelet, john got batman bracelet, joanne stole my anklet, sarte got warrior bag and matsu got another warrior bag! After that we headed to Camp John Hay to play mini golf. John and Joanne's team was totally stumped but they were saved by the rain (sorry john no 7mins in heaven dare) but as WARRIORS would do it, Matsu, Sarte and i stayed and finished the track. Since it was technically a day trip, we decided to end the day in Sessions. Ukay-ukay rocks. We all got something and to add to the things we got, we also ate uber dirty hepa fishballs, suka soaked green mangoes, and slurpee. Init eh. Walang pakialamanan...That night, we decided to close our little warrior trip by just taking it slow. As you can see in the peechur, we had hot chocolate and roasted mallows around the fireplace on a cold and steady Baguio evening. That's just life right there. Times like those just makes me want to pull my ear and hope it stops time. Or better yet, i wish i had the "Click" remote control so I could slow motion and replay the scene everytime. 1 Million mallows with good friends... nothing beats it. (Playboy bunnies can work too...) Joke lang shempre friends first. :-) So there it is. Sunday we woke up early morning, with no money since we got our bus tickets home in advance and there goes our little vacation. Yes... SUPER BITIN. I don't know when we can head back there, or experience a different place but i am hoping I get to go to another warrior adventure with my friends. Cheers to the Baguio weekend!

That was not me....

WTF emo moment... hahaha... for the record the last entry was not me. It was Emostophagus, the spirit of EMOness. I was probably possessed by him or something so once again - not me! Going home yesterday, i was passing by a field when a COW looked at me and said "EMOOO"!!! I thought i was hallucinating or something but the cow really did look at me and called me "EMOOO"... weird.WAHAHAHAHA... Sorry i couldnt help myslef from posting this! So next time anyone EMOs, keep in mind that cows do it first. :-)

Warning! EMO content...

It's been long since my last entry but who gives? I'll write when i feel like writing. It sucks that sometimes things just don't go the way you want them to. I mean some things are forced while others just so happen. For example... my "Thin Routine". The past two weeks have been a total meltdown for my part. Thanks to work related trainings in Heritage Hotel, Beach Trip, and all the damn oily best tasting food in the world, I have officially dug a whole for myself. I guess I'm trapped? STUCK? I want to make a list of all the sinful food I ate but it's going to take forever. I know there's a long way to go and i have sufficient time considering i've already lost some weight but sometimes it gets so frustrating. Screw the "Thin Routine"... I'll just wait and see what happens come Dec 19. I'm not giving up though...

On the other hand, the real reason why im making this entry is to talk about the upcoming Baguio trip. This is actually what's making me EMO... and i HATE... i HATE being EMO. Hate is such a big word for me... literally big (HAHAHAHA demmit i need to focus) Seriously now that word is really not part of my system. I'm usually the jolly "chill" makulit person... and i am pro-LOVE (Interpret it anyway you want :p). Sorry i easily drift away from my thoughts but going back, this Baguio trip makes me EMO because it shows me that the world I am going into is very different from what i am acustomed to. It shows me that every damn thing is changing. The freaking world just moves too fast. (-_-) Yes, this is me, Burns being serious. This happens once in a blue moon so spare me. What I'm trying to say is that it makes me sad knowing that my barkada, is slowly drifting apart. Note that it's not because we started hating each other - its because certain circumstances make it hard - change is inevitable. This may sound gay but i miss mj limin so much. That guy IS the epitome of a perfect friend. Too bad he had to leave for canada. SOON, more of my friends are leaving for Canada. Damn Canada... In relation with the Baguio Trip, it was originally planned as a get together and semi-despidida for but it turns out that not a lot can go. Major bummer. My gf can't go too and i can't blame her. Things just change. Change sucks peas!Therefore thus nevertheless bagkus kunggayon kanya nga, Baguio will be emo time for me. EMO ba kamo? EMO nga kako. Time to get a reality-check and just... recollect? Think about my family, my career, my friends and my love-life. Sorry for the unhappy entry but like what i said in the start - some things just don't go the way we want'em to. I miss everyone. I really do. 'Nuf said. (-_-)