The Return of the REAL Burns

Hi ya'll! I would like to mention that some of the entries previously uploaded here in this site were nothing but scams and immoral untruthful falsification (if there's such a word) of my rights as an honest chaste pure innocent citizen. I WAS FRAMED. It wasn't me. I never made a pact to lose weight... WTF is THIN ROUTINE anyway? That's crazy! I LOVE WEIGHT! I love burgers and chicharon. That's how i roll! Don't worry though, the fake burns who framed me recently got caught and was killed. Nuff said!

MOVING ON... I SAID MOVING ON... Tama na oo na talo nga eh... pakshet... (0_0)

Anyway i decided to start writing again since facebook in our office will soon be forbidden and I guess i did miss writing. I was reading the past entries my IMPOSTOR made and it rather entertaining. So that's what i'll do... I'll entertain myself and those of you who are probably effing bored like hell to be reading what I'm writing. HAHAHA... this will also be a good source for my friends from faraway lands to know what's happening wit me and get some updates.

Wit that said, WELCOME to the new chapter of this blog site!

SURVIVOR BURNS

This is it! It's now or never... 44 days left and I should be my old me. As of now, I should have lost around 8pounds already but NO... because food's soooooo damn goooooooood!! (-_-) I DO FEEL THE PRESSURE NOW. Is it even possible to lose 15lbs in 44 days? This means i have to lose 2.5pounds per week in order to WIN. Not looking good burns. I initially lost 4 pounds already but then i just had to eat... HIRAP BRO BRO! I've been so busy too with work that's why I also stopped jogging (and that's no excuse).

SO WHAT NOW????
WHAT TO DO????

While trying to figure out how I can accomplish this stupid self-inflicted problem (hahahaha) Survivor popped in my head. I'm not so sure but I think the show lasts for around 40 days right? and almost all the contestants end up like stick figures by the end? (genius grin) See where I'm coming at?

--SURVIVOR BURNS-- Starting tomorrow, I say goodbye to everything. HELLO pineapple juice, banana, and clear soup. It's true... I'll really have to go down and dirty on this one after all. 150lbs here i come!!!!

Ms.Earth Philippines

Last wed I headed to subic for work. We had an exhibit in the Subic Trade Convention and except for me driving balikan, the whole trip ain't that bad. (Sztex rocks btw, MNL - SUB only takes 2 hours) Anyway while manning the booth, Ms.Earth contestants suddenly appeared from nowhere and headed straight to me. It's like an axe commercial or even twilight zone! Ok the headed straight to me part was another day dream of mine but I swear the contestants were really there! See the pic up there? That's Ms.Philippines asking me to take a picture with her. :p ok she din't but I din't too. My boss forced me into the pic and of course i had no choice. Professionalism ba kamo?? Honest to goodness they wern't all that... I mean they look good on tv and in pictures, and she sure hella made me look like a freaking hobbit, but trust me my friends - my head didn't turn that much. No offense to the contestants but there were only a handful i found jaw-droppingly hot. Maybe my opinion would've been different if they were there in their two-piece... Yeah... They should've been... :)

It's not Goodbye, It's see you later (T_T)

Hey buddy? Sup pal? How you doing champ? The guy in the peechur right there is no other than "The Jerome Ortiz". He's a very good friend of mine and he's on the way to Canada as I'm making this entry. :'( he says he's coming back but dude that's the way to the future right there... so just in case he can't come back and decides to rough it out there - SALUDOS my friend. It has been a good run. He may not always be available during barkada trips but one thing's for sure, he gives our group its "color" (black). hahaha... he's the smartest and mots outrageous one. The last message i got from here was "popo air force one na me. kkk powe powe mwa mwah hegz." That speaks for itslef. But seriously now, wish you all the best my friend. We will miss you but that's just the way it is. Sorry Canada, you have Jerome now. Sucks for you!! :p
LOVE YOU BROTHER (in a non-mj gay way). KUDOS!

Weekend Warriors

Last weekend, I headed up to Baguio with my warrior friends. It all started as a radical thought. Gaguhan lang ba? Hahaha... "John Baguio tayo!", "GAME!", "OK". It was as simple as that. So we headed to Baguio friday night. Our bus left at 10:15 and Sarte barely made it (so much for Fast and the furious). After 5 hours we got to Baguio and from the moment we stepped out of the bus, I was SMILING. No matter how bad my back and butt hurts, no matter how sleepless i was since my bus buddy was too magulo, it didn't matter. The cold air ironically gave us a warm welcome so to speak and i right there i knew that it was going to be a nice, easy weekend. Warriors all the way! Saturday we woke up at around 10am. Fooled around in the room as usual and then headed out to Minesview Park. (SARTE: ano yung minesview park? ano meron dun?) Bro park na nakaka view ng mines bro. Hahaha.. It was his first time so spare him please. (retard.. joke lang) There we took pictures dressed as igorot, ate inihaw na mais with asin and butter, had a picture with the awesome st.bernard and went around shopping for bling blings. Me and fran got a frog bracelet, john got batman bracelet, joanne stole my anklet, sarte got warrior bag and matsu got another warrior bag! After that we headed to Camp John Hay to play mini golf. John and Joanne's team was totally stumped but they were saved by the rain (sorry john no 7mins in heaven dare) but as WARRIORS would do it, Matsu, Sarte and i stayed and finished the track. Since it was technically a day trip, we decided to end the day in Sessions. Ukay-ukay rocks. We all got something and to add to the things we got, we also ate uber dirty hepa fishballs, suka soaked green mangoes, and slurpee. Init eh. Walang pakialamanan...That night, we decided to close our little warrior trip by just taking it slow. As you can see in the peechur, we had hot chocolate and roasted mallows around the fireplace on a cold and steady Baguio evening. That's just life right there. Times like those just makes me want to pull my ear and hope it stops time. Or better yet, i wish i had the "Click" remote control so I could slow motion and replay the scene everytime. 1 Million mallows with good friends... nothing beats it. (Playboy bunnies can work too...) Joke lang shempre friends first. :-) So there it is. Sunday we woke up early morning, with no money since we got our bus tickets home in advance and there goes our little vacation. Yes... SUPER BITIN. I don't know when we can head back there, or experience a different place but i am hoping I get to go to another warrior adventure with my friends. Cheers to the Baguio weekend!

That was not me....

WTF emo moment... hahaha... for the record the last entry was not me. It was Emostophagus, the spirit of EMOness. I was probably possessed by him or something so once again - not me! Going home yesterday, i was passing by a field when a COW looked at me and said "EMOOO"!!! I thought i was hallucinating or something but the cow really did look at me and called me "EMOOO"... weird.WAHAHAHAHA... Sorry i couldnt help myslef from posting this! So next time anyone EMOs, keep in mind that cows do it first. :-)

Warning! EMO content...

It's been long since my last entry but who gives? I'll write when i feel like writing. It sucks that sometimes things just don't go the way you want them to. I mean some things are forced while others just so happen. For example... my "Thin Routine". The past two weeks have been a total meltdown for my part. Thanks to work related trainings in Heritage Hotel, Beach Trip, and all the damn oily best tasting food in the world, I have officially dug a whole for myself. I guess I'm trapped? STUCK? I want to make a list of all the sinful food I ate but it's going to take forever. I know there's a long way to go and i have sufficient time considering i've already lost some weight but sometimes it gets so frustrating. Screw the "Thin Routine"... I'll just wait and see what happens come Dec 19. I'm not giving up though...

On the other hand, the real reason why im making this entry is to talk about the upcoming Baguio trip. This is actually what's making me EMO... and i HATE... i HATE being EMO. Hate is such a big word for me... literally big (HAHAHAHA demmit i need to focus) Seriously now that word is really not part of my system. I'm usually the jolly "chill" makulit person... and i am pro-LOVE (Interpret it anyway you want :p). Sorry i easily drift away from my thoughts but going back, this Baguio trip makes me EMO because it shows me that the world I am going into is very different from what i am acustomed to. It shows me that every damn thing is changing. The freaking world just moves too fast. (-_-) Yes, this is me, Burns being serious. This happens once in a blue moon so spare me. What I'm trying to say is that it makes me sad knowing that my barkada, is slowly drifting apart. Note that it's not because we started hating each other - its because certain circumstances make it hard - change is inevitable. This may sound gay but i miss mj limin so much. That guy IS the epitome of a perfect friend. Too bad he had to leave for canada. SOON, more of my friends are leaving for Canada. Damn Canada... In relation with the Baguio Trip, it was originally planned as a get together and semi-despidida for but it turns out that not a lot can go. Major bummer. My gf can't go too and i can't blame her. Things just change. Change sucks peas!Therefore thus nevertheless bagkus kunggayon kanya nga, Baguio will be emo time for me. EMO ba kamo? EMO nga kako. Time to get a reality-check and just... recollect? Think about my family, my career, my friends and my love-life. Sorry for the unhappy entry but like what i said in the start - some things just don't go the way we want'em to. I miss everyone. I really do. 'Nuf said. (-_-)

Beach Trippin'

Finally back where we belong! After the longest time we were able to go back to San Juan Batangas. That's Marta, John, Me, Joanne, Frances, and Sarte in the peechur. We were just 6 but nevertheless the whole trip was awesome and worth-while. It would have been fun if more people from our barkada came plus Joson the flaker. Haha joke lang twix! Anyway, I'm making a separate entry for the last weekend's beach trip since i have to share a major story. Overall the beach trip was really so much fun and tiring at the same time but of course! BEACH over FATIGUE any given day! Summary of the trip:

1. John gets skips our lipa exit and gets lost the second time.
2. John was very happy with the trip.... bakit kaya??? (Peace bro ;p)
3. King's Cup??? Shaggedy, HIP BANG, Simon Sez, Bottle
   
4. Beach ba KAMO? Beach nga KAKO! KANYA nga beach eh!! (Inside joke)
5. Sarte's skull and mine got crushed because of soldier boy. (X_X)
6. Frances super sleepy head and Marta hurting head.
   
7. GREAT beach day - weather and water.
   

I'm stopping there since it's gonna take forever. Let me just mention the most unforgettable experience during the trip. My friend RJ SARTE lost his slippers while throwing the frizbee forward and trying to catch again. I mean who the heck loses his slipper in the sand while having em on?!!?! And who plays frizbee alone anyway???!!! He was doing it for 10 seconds then he realizes nawawala na isang slipper niya. He looked for it the whole afternoon and never found it. The only thing he found was the quick way to get sunburn. After realizing that his slipper probably dug a whole and escaped his hobbit feet, nowhere to be seen forever, SARTE decides to sit under the shade of a tree and decides to rub sand all over his body.... thats just weird.. but laugh trip nonetheless. Sarte, that goes to my record book! CHEERS! (Retard...)

With regards to THIN ROUTINE.... WTF is "Thin Routine"???? It was totally abolished that weekend. Liempo and rice galore!!! then chichirya and our own version of sober club after!! Partaay! Speaking of food, it's still abolished up to now and i know i'm gona hate myself for taking a long bad break from it come wager time. Owell moving on... Today was a TOTAL DISASTER for my deit shmiet stint. I stayed in Heritage Hotel the whole day and it was buffet galore... i don't think i want to describe what happens next. Tomorrow is our last of training there and i'm probably going to inlfate myself again with cholesterol and calories.... sucks for me......... but after seeing the beach pics and I'm proud to say i finally see my jaw back and according to Therese some cuts (Yeah yeah she was sarcastic.... so what she still said it!), I feel like i really do have a chance to go back in time. Maybe.... After all it's doesn't look so far away from before..... :-)

Conclusion - ROUND 2 here we come!!!!! By then, I'd be fit as hell. (-_-) Zzzzzz

My stick figure friend...

Confidence... heh... more like a bluff. After all my trash talking last time, i am very humbled to say it was all but a pile of crap. Tuesday went well but a.k.a superwoman treated me Burger King, double cheeseburger with go large REGULAR drink and fries. What a friend! Yesterday was also relatively ok. Hit the gym, and drank a large ZAGU. Demmit. I just had lunch today and I had a rib-eye steak and a vanilla almond Haegen Daz ice cream bar for dessert. (WOW rich... that's coz my dad paid for it). No matter how hard I try, and i believe i can stop eating, certain EVENTS just make me eat. When people treat me, i don't want to be rude so i HAVE to eat. So to everyone out there PLEASE treat me all you want after Dec 19. Heck i'll even treat you!

On a positive note though, it's been around 2 and a half weeks since i started THIN ROUTINE - i haven't been that strict with myself (not at all actually) but after i weighed in yesterday...

----DRUM ROLL PLEASE----

I have lost 3 pounds and I am officially 162lbs as of now. Woohoo! Probably behind schedule but 3 pounds for me is like 1 MELYON! this calls for a celebration!!!! PIZZA NIGHT!!!

So that's what's up with me. I'm feeling a little great about losing 3lbs, feel bad for having a few pitstops with my diet but hey, all's well my friends. I am STILL very confident i'll make 15lbs by Dec 19.

Now this part is for MJ LIMIN. For those who don't know him, he's my kabarkada who headed to Canada because of his surpassing intelliegence with IT related materials... lets leave it at that. Now we have oppositve problems. He can't seem to gain weight. My dear brother, I will switch bodies with you anytime.... Ok I'm just joking you scrawny bastard. MJ = stick figure. He asked me how the EFF do I motivate myself and requested if i could motivate him with my words. So here goes my friend listen up and listen well. You'll be back here by April, that's about 7 months away. In 7 months i believe you can EASILY gain around 10 to 15lbs? Hell I'm losing 15 by Dec so i'm giving you an easier time. I don't think simple words can motivate you to lose weight so here comes the pain.

IF YOU DON'T GET TO GAIN WEIGHT BY APRIL... YOU WILL...

1. Give the barkada a ps3.
   
2. Treat us 5 lunch meals and 5 dinners of our choice.
3. Get beaten up.
4. LAStly, I will upload all the videos I made for you here, in multiply, facebook, and youtube for everyone to see. (X_X)
   

So to you my friend! GODSPEED.. You can negotiate the terms if you want. NOT!!!!!

SHUR WIN!

Today I woke up feeling a lot better thanks to extra strong strepsils. It's good that i feel 80% better because this week is going to be hell. Not because of work or something. I'm just really motivated to lose just a little weight for saturday's beach trip (FINALLY!). Anyway today has been perfect so far! Had oatmeal for breakfast, chicken breast salad for lunch, banana cupcake made with splenda for dessert and lots of water, and jogging/pushups/situps later when I get home. Weird, can't believe I'm motivated... Not that I'm complaining. I had the easiest time today refusing to order a FREE triple cheeseburger. Yes I was tempted but it's not like I was drooling or anything. Looking at that picture... maybe a little... (this sucks)

For those who bet against me, don't worry so much. Today's sudden spike of motivation is my little cover up for the weekend. Since i was recuperating (love that word) from my illness which limited me from jogging the whole week, I HAD to answer to my tantalizing (nice word too) cravings last weekend. It's a psychological medicine so sush. My weekend could be best explained by the following: Uncle Moe's Shawarma - damn fine way to have bad breath. Inihaw na liempo - SOLIDO. Doube smores cookie creamwhich - heaven. I'll show the pictures so you can feel what I felt. (^_^)

Man oh man I do not regret any moment of it! I may have gained a few more pounds and screwed myself all over again but HEY! How can you say no to that!!! MAIN POINT IS, I am very much focused today and tomorrow and probably until the bet ends so for those who doubted, too bad so sad!!! Don't worry guys, when I get the wagers by Dec. 19, we can all have dinner somewhere, my treat. NOT! Bwahahahahaha... You guys say goodbye to your money as early as now. Or better yet, give up and pay me half. Bwahahahahha...

TODAY (Sorry for the lack of creativity)

So sorry for the delay! The host has been under maintenance for the longest time! ( ok I'm lying... forgive me host) Truth is i just got lost in words. Sometimes you're brain just stops working and all the creative juice dries up. Right now I'm making this entry coz as usual I'm bored and secondly I'm hoping this acts like a sparkplug to my brain...

*SPrrrr
*SPArrrrrrrr
*SPAAAARKKKK!!!!!!

There you go! I feel a part of it coming back (^_^). So let me start by saying I got sick. I had a very tiring weekend but it sure heck was fun and worth every little second of it! I speak for John and Sarte too. **Wink wink** On the downside though, i did push myself to the limit and ended up getting sick. Tried to go to work last Wed but my body just wasn't cooperating. I ended up calling in sick yesterday too (and NO it's not to watch ADMU-DLSU finals: well maybe it was 20% of the reason. OK 50%) But SERIOUSLY I was sick. 'Nuff said.

Instead of being weak from being sick, and having my illness as an advantage for my financially "deadly" wagers, I FEEL like it was more of a disadvantage. It's like a step down from my goals. Since i had toncilitis, i wasn't able to eat that much for the past two days but TODAY, my oh my it's a different story. There's something about today that just made me snap. Today i lost the battle again. I'll use bullet points to describe my failure:

• Office mates asking if I'm ok na and saying "Pumayat ka na" (temporary happiness)
• lunch time, my lunch group wanted to eat liempo again... I COULD'NT HELP IT!!!!!
• merienda, (i just had it now btw), i ate balut and penoy. Balut as ugly duckling as it looks tastes soo good. On the other hand WTF is penoy????
• 9pm shawarma rice, chicken kebab, ox brain, keema, and "All-my-tea" dinner plan

I'm still drooling for shawarma rice... shawarma rice with lots of veggies and sauce... I CAN'T WAIT! I'll take a pic of it later and repost it here.

DEMMIT! I honestly feel like i've already lost a few pounds but it's making me lose my focus. I got a month and a half to go and it's too early for me to celebrate. I may be on track but i am very much on that thin line between chubby and "just right". I gota to be stronger. I have to hold on. Have to hide my money somewhere so i stop buying food. I just have to....

Next weekend I plan to head to the beach with some friendly friends... figured to make it a short term goal. A "for-the-meantime" motivation. I'll worry again after that. I don't want to be a fat-ass dugong bouncing off the shore.

The Break Up

Crispy pata, Lapid's chicharon, Liempo, Triple Decker Cheeseburger, Shawarma rice, Coke light... just like Adrianne, Stigmatized and Wherever you will go... What's the resemblance? They're all CALLING!!! Get it? The Calling? .... (X_X)

Pardon the corniness but the "Thin Routine" is really hurting me bad. For the past 4 days i have been very "disciplined" with eating and running and honest to goodness my friends, i think I'm actually doing it. (sucks for those who bet) There have been nothing but oatmeal, water, brown organic rice, tofu, banana, and around 31/2 hours of jogging so far. Well i did have one bottle of beer yesterday coz i can't refuse my boss but other than that, i had NOTHING. I swear this thing's killing me... makes me wonder if all the wagers i made can compensate the sacrifice i'm doing...

Last night while eating, or may i say "drinking" soup, my oh soo nice sister bought a plastic of chicharon and left it on the table. Contrary to what you think, i did hold it and stare at it but I didn't give in. This was the scenario:

Lapid's Chicharon: Hey baby, come! come!, lets do it!
Burns: Umm... errr...
Lapid's Chicharon: C'mon now... you know you want me...
Burns: Umm... err... I'm sorry. It's just not gona work out....
Lapid's Chicharon: But why? I though i was your favorite??? :'C
Burns: It's not you... It's me...
Lapid's Chicharon: At least take one?
Burns: WIND WALK!
Lapid's Chicharon: WOAH! OMGZOR Where where where??

-------END-------

I copied the "It's not you" line from my friend John Policarpio by the way. Moving on from my schitzo moment, another temptation came my way. In the freezer, there's a super loaded rocky road and god darnnit! I love ice cream. That one hurt me bad. The freezer was like a trap, where a kung fu midget will suddenly pop out and kick me in the balls. I still can't get over it.... Hope that ice cream burns in hell...

Oh man... Breaking up with FOOD, REAL scrumptuous and hefty food that is, is REALLY hard. It drains the living life out of me and eats me inside... I'm looking forward to running again though...

*Btw my I started out 165lbs.

SHOW ME THE $$$

BET: From 165lbs (based on medical so I'm not cheating), i have to lose 15lbs
by Dec 19, 2008.

John Policarpio - 2k
Silver Surfer - P500
Bayunca - 1k
Emgay - $50
Mom - P500
Pia - undisclosed
Dunkin Donut - P50
John Harold Chua - P500
TOTAL ---------> P4600

"Motiva... tio... tio... FOOD!"

Last weekend, I worked out like hell. I was sweating all over the place, losing weight and burning calories. I played badminton, basketball, went jogging for 2 solid hours and *****SNAP*****
Yeah yeah it was all a dream... more like a fantasy... My weekend can be best described with 1 word, SCRUMPTUOUSLYHEFTY. That self-made word speaks for itself. Days go by after i gave myself a problem - "Thin Routine". Instead of becoming something that could inspire me to go and move my sleazy butt, i ended up casting a curse upon myself, a burden. Now i feel bad every time i eat. BUT it's not stopping me from eating. See what boredom does? It makes you crazy and you end up screwing yourself. I screwed me big time.

So i ask myself, what happend to optimism? I just can't seem to get motivated enough to freaking follow my own checklist and there are a lot of factors stopping me from being active - bad weather stops me from jogging, traffic drains the living life out of me, etc etc. WHAT TO DO??

Maybe i can...
1. throw up every time after eating? (too desperate)
2. keep a video copy of two girls one cup on my phone and watch it to lose appetite? (too much..)
3. place a pic of mark nelson's abs on my cubicle? (too gay...)
4. get money for sacrficing food... PURFECT!!!!!

That's it! As much as i would regret it in the long term I would look for someone who wants to make a bet. Honesty system works? I guess for this bet, actions will speak louder than words. I am currently at the 165lbs range and assumingly someone takes my bet, losing weight says it all. Today is September 16, given 3 months before christmas comes, (gawd all the yummiest food in the world...) I should be able to lose around what? 10 pounds maybe? Hopefully...

Before I get myself into more trouble, i should probably shut up now eh? Boredom bites back hard. But since I already said it, and my word is as strong as a Wooly Mammoth, I WILL look for someone to bet with. Any takers?

Thin Routine update: from a +20 something % last week, I'm guessing I'm -15% right now. (X_X)

"Stress and Thin Routine Update"

Yesterday was very stressful. I was loaded with work the whole day... i literally had to run around everywhere. I mean, the whole week i bum and chill here at the office then BAM!!! It's like my boss got possessed by a stress ghost and decided to trip on me... it's not that I'm lazy to work, i just work really fast so i end up having free time. Lots of free time. So for all you my fellow bored and stressed people, i found a stress reduction kit and it's here on the right side. Try it out... :-)

MOVING ON.. back to THIN ROUTINE... still not much luck.
Yesterday i proudly didn't eat much. (coz i was too busy with work) Still, no 9 glasses of water, no oatmeal and no walking. I did get to follow one thing! I ate fruit for mirienda. I heard that banana is really healthy and is a favorite for the health conscious so.... i had BANANAQ. Wait a minute, i know it has LOTS of sugar on it but it's still counted as a fruit. Its banana with sugar, not sugar with banana so spare me. At night i had a phone-a-massage and that's about it. I can say I was a little successful yesterday. :)

I just had a realization... it's really amazing how easy it is to get rid of boredom through blogging. Now that i started writing, i barely have the time to write. Work has been hitting me from all angle. If i stop blogging.... maybe work will stop coming in too. I'm a genius.

BORED = BLOG
BLOG = WORK
then BORED = WORK

After a thorough computation for the bored blog work mathematical concept relationship, i come up with the conclusion that getting bored is hard work and working hard is boring. Being the genius that i am today, i will end this entry with a quote:

"i am, therefore i'm not" - Mr. Cashew Pistachio

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get it?

first day jitters?

Ok, i admit. I got a little too carried away. That checklist was hella tough. I tried my best today
to resist my favorite thing in the world (FOOD) but to no avail. Yeah.. i'm the biggest pussy for the day but i won't give up that easily! You know what they say: i may have lost the battle, but i will win the war!

For breakfast, I didn't bring my baon to increase my chances of not eating but then my officemates invited me to the caf and oh lord... how can i resist the sweet smell of longsilog with fried rice... YES i gave in...

For lunch, i was able to hold it and decided to just drink coffee (is coffee bad?) HOWEVER, it turned out to be a very gloomy and cold afternoon so I ended up being very very sleepy. SO I ATE 2 packs of sour gummy worm! WAG NA KUMONTRA PLS? Di na nga naglunch eh...

Finally, after two hours of badass traffic due to the effin badass rain, i got badass hungree and ate a whole bunch for dinner. Well at least it was only fried fish. :-)

It's 8pm now, i just took a bath. End of day evaluation: Wasn't able to drink 9 glasses of water (only 1/2... and water's bad for my health), didn't go jogging (it was raining hard), and i got all the excuses in the world today so please spare me. Even superstar rookies choke on their first games... I'm staring at a toblerone right now... hmmmm.... yuuuummm.... do you know that chocolates actually make you smarter? oh what a coinsidence i have a report to make!! :-)

TIME TO GET SMART!!!!!!!! i guess i had 17.46% progress today with the "Thin Routine"... very good considering its my first day. The way i see things, the glass of water is 1/4 filled - not 3/4 empty!

I swear I'll do better tomorrow! Peace out fellow bored people! =p

What boredom does...

September 9, 2008

“THE THIN ROUTINE”

Today I start to live a healthy lifestyle. I know I said and tried this a million times before but today I will make it happen. I know it’s hard to lose weight, hell it’s even harder to walk the talk about doing all these bullshit but I guess I’ve had enough. To my complete lifestyle turnaround I made a list of the things I would like to do. I call this the “thin routine”. :-)

1. water only 9 glasses (no more juice or softdrinks... ouch!)

2. Walk everyday/ walk the dog

3. play basket or badminton

4. stop eating rice

5. light weight lifting, push-up, sit-up

6. one coke light per week

7. eat fruits (apple/banana)

8. oatmeal for breakfast and dinner

Geez… Just looking at it makes me doubt myself again. For some people this may seem like a breeze so let me explain how hard it is for me. I was consistently in the 140lbs zone when I was 17 (I’m 5’6 ½ by the way) and I am now around 165lbs and just turned 22. I don’t want to brag but I did have 6pack abs before and I totally and completely blew it away. I love liempo, I eat like 5 slabs in one sitting, I eat a whole box of pizza, and burgers just seem too irresistible (Damn 3 pound cheeseburger… yum!). I drink coke every god given day, sometimes I resort to iced tea or juice. Being young and active, I never really though I’d gain weight that much. So to cut the story short, my “baboy” lifestyle turned me into a 25lbs bigger Burns. Well I really don’t consider myself fat, maybe a little wide and chubby… ok I’m lying I’m fat and I don’t care if it’s something psychological but I do feel fat and I hate it. I easily get tired, I look like a pregnant woman after eating and I just can’t stand it anymore. This writing thing sucks so I’ll just place my picture:

FACE

Past ----------> Present

BODY

Past ----------> Present

Can you spot the difference?? Yeah yeah I know you don’t have to rub it in . Let me clear something though – I don’t care what other people think, I don’t care if my friends tease me – I’m doing this because I’m effin bored with my life and I would like some sort of challenge. Besides, it’s 3pm, I’m stuck in the office with nothing to do, might as well blog about something impossible. See! I just wasted 30 minutes.

Anyway going back, “The Thin Routine” is my master plan. (and YES it starts today)

but I ate liempo for lunch so it officially starts TOMORROW. Hopefully this works out

for me. By the time this routine kills me, I’m hoping I would turn out like that ----------->

Once again I am not doing this merely to waste time, I will be serious and REALLY do this as much as I can. I know I can. I believe I can. IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING...

... i think.

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